I first noticed her when she was standing about fourth in line.
I was working in the radio business at the time, and the Dallas Cowboys were headed to the Super Bowl. That should give you an idea of how long ago this story takes place.
The radio station was giving away a trip for two to the game, all expenses paid. We went to different advertiser’s locations and set up registration booths for the drawing. She was trying to win the ...
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My wife and I love to buy old cookbooks. I find most of them at estate sales.
The families who are selling them are indifferent and I’m sure they have never looked for or seen the notes that their mom, grandmother, or great grandmother, scribbled in the margins.
So, for 25¢ or 50¢, I take home the guidebook for so many of their memorable family meals.
But, some of the best recipes are not found in a cookbook. They were found in ...
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As I plugged the Stratocaster into my Fender amp, the buzz of the quarter inch plug made contact with the amp’s input and let me know that the amp was ready when I was.
We live at the end of a dead end road in the middle of nowhere.
The location was strategic. It was a request I’d made years ago. I’d always wanted to live as far away from town as possible. Town was where the jobs were, but when I ...
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How someone can lose a shoe and not notice is beyond me. But, it isn’t uncommon for me to see one shoe in the middle of the road.
The lone shoe is just part of a much bigger phenomenon that I call random road debris.
Random road debris is anything that you spot in, on the edge of, or near a road that doesn’t belong there.
Stripes in the middle of the road belong there. A striped tennis shoe in the middle of ...
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No one is wrong anymore.
Over the past 10 years or so, arguing has become America’s favorite pastime. Whether it’s politics, religion, sexual orientation, education, health care, or any number of other topics, people now wallow in bickering.
They do it on TV, Facebook, in online chat rooms, even in the waiting room at the oil change place. I witnessed the last one myself.
I can’t be the only one who’s sick of all the arguing.
If someone disagrees with someone else, they each ...
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As a kid, I hated the vegetable garden. If you stood on our back porch, it was to your left. It took up the entire corner of our large yard.
To me, gardens were work and nothing more. From planting, to weeding, to harvesting, to canning, it was a waste of valuable play time. It also took away the area of the yard that the neighborhood kids and I liked using for a baseball diamond.
I would watch television and see advertisements ...
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Watches are going the way of the buggy whip.
Many people, especially younger folks, are opting out of wearing a wristwatch. It seems that the same thing that made the Kodak camera, the video camera, the calculator, and many other once commonplace items, has also made the watch obsolete. The smartphone.
As if people needed another reason to stare at their cellphone, the iPhone is also now a timepiece for many.
Long before batteries powered watches, you had to wind your watch each ...
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There should be a marriage manual.
When a man asks a woman to marry him, the woman gets a wedding shower. The man gets a bachelor party.
Women are practical. They give the bride-to-be kitchen towels, a Crockpot, frying pan, bedding, dishes, cookware, an iron, and silverware.
The groom’s buddies give him a hangover.
What they should give the guy is an instruction booklet.
The marriage instruction booklet should be written by really old men who have been married at least 50 years.
If you are ...
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Southerners have our own language.
I’m not referring to our accent, although a Southern accent will get you free beer in a Yankee bar because they like hearing us talk.
No, I’m referring to how we describe things and get our points across.
Down South, we all get a Coke. But we don’t all get the same brand. A Coke is what you call a soda pop. If someone says they want a Coke, you ask them what kind. They may want a ...
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I was an American Picker before it had a name.
I grew up in a family full of pickers. We just didn’t call it that. We called it garage sailing.
The TV show American Pickers features a couple of guys from Iowa who travel the country buying old items for resale.
In the 60s and 70s, my family bought old items, but many times we bought them to use.
My dad’s father was a blacksmith, as was his dad before him. Part of running ...
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